“lol”: alright, you think this is funny. i sort of think it’s funny that you were not actually laughing out loud when you wrote that but i am happy for you finding amusement in something.

“LOL”: wow, you must really think that’s funny. i’m imagining you with your mouth wide open right now. still, good for you. i have no problem with what you wrote.

“LMFAO”: you might have chuckled. maybe.

“rofl”: no you are not.

“:D”: what are you excited or something?

”;)”: this makes me uncomfortable. i’m really hoping that you forgot to press shift.

“xD”: fuck you

“LOL xD”: i am coming to your house with a gun and i knife.